17-Oct-2013 15:17

Tommy Cooper: 25 great jokes - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10363116/Tommy-Cooper-25-great-jokes.html

False Widow Spider Bite Causes Essex Decorator Ricki Whitmore To Almost ... - Huffington Post UK :: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/11/false-widow-spider-bite-essex-decorator-ricki-whitmore-leg-pictures_n_4085306.html

England v Montenegro: How the players rated - BBC Sport :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24496560

Kristina Rihanoff: 'I don't know how my family in Russia would survive without my ... - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/fameandfortune/10373420/KristinaRihanoff-I-dont-know-how-my-family-in-Russia-would-survive-without-my-money.html

Wind farm 'gravy train' criticised by Conservatives - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-24508808

Worst winter for decades: Record-breaking snow predicted for November - Express.co.uk :: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/436170/Worst-winter-for-decades-Record-breaking-snow-predicted-for-November

Full Time Match ends, England 2, Poland 0. - BBC Sport :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24439799

The control freak formula at Apple and Burberry - Financial Times (blog) :: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/1f55730a-35c1-11e3-952b-00144feab7de.html

Discovery could spell end of superbug - Independent Online :: http://www.iol.co.za/scitech/science/news/discovery-could-spell-end-of-superbug-1.1593212

Has the Yeti mystery been solved? New research finds 'Bigfoot' DNA matches ... - Irish Independent :: http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/has-the-yeti-mystery-been-solved-new-research-finds-bigfoot-dna-matches-rare-polar-bear-29668153.html

Deaf and mute girl kept in a cellar as sex slave for a decade - Metro :: http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/16/deaf-and-mute-kept-in-a-cellar-as-sex-slave-for-a-decade-4149473/

English not the first language in 240 schools - with five primary schools having ... - The Independent :: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/english-not-the-first-language-in-240-schools--with-five-primary-schools-having-no-nativespeakers-at-all-8886572.html

Extent of spy agencies' surveillance to be investigated by parliamentary body - The Guardian :: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/oct/17/uk-gchq-nsa-surveillance-inquiry-snowden

UK retail sales hit five year high - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10385080/UK-retail-sales-hit-five-year-high.html

Social mobility: 'Britain remains deeply divided' - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-24566926

Vast meteorite pulled from Russian lake, breaks up - CNET :: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57607868-71/vast-meteorite-pulled-from-russian-lake-breaks-up/

Teachers' strike: Thousands of schools shut in England - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24549604

Syrian official says Geneva peace talks set for Nov. - Fox News :: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/10/17/syrian-official-says-geneva-peace-talks-set-for-nov-23-24/

Poverty-Panel Head Urges UK Banks to Pay Lowest Earners More - Businessweek :: http://www.businessweek.com/news/2013-10-17/poverty-panel-head-urges-u-dot-k-dot-banks-to-pay-lowest-earners-more

Use less, British Gas says, as it raises annual energy bills by more than £120 - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/consumertips/household-bills/10384949/Use-less-British-Gas-says-as-it-raises-annual-energy-bills-by-more-than-120.html

Aston Villa will not fear Townsend - Lambert - Goal.com :: http://www.goal.com/en-my/news/3890/england/2013/10/17/4339675/aston-villa-will-not-fear-townsend-lambert

Congress ends US shutdown, avoids default - Hindustan Times :: http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Americas/US-Congress-ends-shutdown-avoids-debt-default/Article1-1136201.aspx

Congress Ends Impasse to Be Revisited in January - Businessweek :: http://www.businessweek.com/news/2013-10-17/congress-vote-ending-fiscal-impasse-sets-stage-for-next-rounds

49 killed as Laos airliner crashes - Belfast Telegraph :: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/49-killed-as-laos-airliner-crashes-29668691.html

Hodgson sorry for Townsend 'monkey' joke - Capital FM Kenya :: http://www.capitalfm.co.ke/sports/2013/10/17/hodgson-sorry-for-townsend-monkey-joke/

Morrissey opens up on personal life new - Belfast Telegraph :: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/morrissey-opens-up-on-personal-life-29668631.html

Andy Murray has to hurry to Buckingham Palace for OBE after random drug test - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/andymurray/10385316/Andy-Murray-has-to-hurry-to-Buckingham-Palace-for-OBE-after-random-drug-test.html

Maddie TV show prompts calls, emails - Independent Online :: http://www.iol.co.za/news/world/maddie-tv-show-prompts-calls-emails-1.1593502

Video: British Gas clients urged to switch - Belfast Telegraph :: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/video-news/video-british-gas-clients-urged-to-switch-29668512.html

Teachers' strike: unions claim success as hundreds of schools close - The Guardian :: http://www.theguardian.com/education/2013/oct/17/teachers-strike-unions-claim-success-schools-close

Wimbledon champion Murray receives royal honour - TSN :: http://www.tsn.ca/tennis/story/?id%3D434334