02-Apr-2013 01:46

All dogs and dog owners should be trained - Yahoo! News UK :: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dogs-dog-owners-trained-183200310.html

WPC Kelly Jones is not fit to wear the same uniform as a proper copper - Daily Mail :: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302069/WPC-Kelly-Jones-fit-wear-uniform-proper-copper.html?ito%3Dfeeds-newsxml

Nurses spend too much time chatting, says Downing St patient tsar Ann Clywd - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9964858/Nurses-spend-too-much-time-chatting-says-Downing-St-patient-tsar-Ann-Clywd.html

Fears for whale spotted in Oban Bay - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21994076

Open-plan debate is nowhere near closure - Financial Times :: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/16d411f8-96db-11e2-a77c-00144feabdc0.html

Body find near Arbroath cliffs where marine Ralph Hebden went missing - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-21996281

Questions for the world's next trade chief - Financial Times :: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/5f9f5ece-923a-11e2-851f-00144feabdc0.html?ftcamp%3Dpublished_links%252Frss%252Fcomment%252Ffeed%252F%252Fproduct

Undiscovered in a van for months, the lonely death of a distinguished soldier - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/9965278/Undiscovered-in-a-van-for-months-the-lonely-death-of-a-distinguished-soldier.html

And Now 'Far Cry 3' DLC 'Blood Dragon' Has A VHS-style Trailer - MTV.com (blog) :: http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2013/04/01/and-now-far-cry-3-dlc-blood-dragon-has-a-vhs-style-trailer/

David Cameron saves sheep from drowning by wading waist-deep into muddy ... - Mirror.co.uk :: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-saves-sheep-drowning-1797168

Bag snatcher's glass prang entertains global audience - Ninemsn :: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/04/02/07/36/bag-snatcher-s-glass-prang-entertains-global-audience

The aristocracy has always loved new blood - Telegraph.co.uk (blog) :: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harrymount/100068679/the-aristocracy-has-always-loved-new-blood/

Gardener, 104, tweets his horticultural tips - The Times (subscription) :: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/property/gardens/article3728651.ece?CMP%3DOTH-gnws-standard-2013_04_01

Starwatch: Look west for Comet PANSTARRS - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/mar/10/starwatch-comets-observers-planets

Eugene Jarecki and the campaign to end America's war on drugs - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/mar/30/eugene-jarecki-war-on-drugs

US inequality will define the Obama era - Financial Times :: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/2fb17b9e-9554-11e2-a4fa-00144feabdc0.html

Mark Lawrenson's predictions - BBC Sport :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21878638

Jesse Ryder: Talent and trouble in equal measure - BBC Sport :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/21971230

Police silent over dissident link to driver's murder - Belfast Newsletter :: http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/headlines/police-silent-over-dissident-link-to-driver-s-murder-1-4955918

Find treasure with Google's new April Fools' prank - Daily News & Analysis :: http://www.dnaindia.com/scitech/1817702/report-find-treasure-with-google-s-new-april-fools-prank

Atithi tum kab aaoge? - Daily News & Analysis :: http://www.dnaindia.com/bangalore/1817418/report-atithi-tum-kab-aaoge

Will Consumers 'Friend' the Facebook Phone? - Fox Business :: http://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finance/2013/04/01/will-consumers-friend-facebook-phone/

Mother and daughter, 10, die from suspected carbon monoxide poisoning after ... - Daily Mail :: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302471/Mother-daughter-10-die-suspected-carbon-monoxide-poisoning-luxury-boat-Lake-Windermere.html

April fools pranks abound on Google, Twitter and online - Herald Sun :: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/april-fools-pranks-abound-on-google-twitter-and-online/story-fn7celvh-1226610668311

Eddie Mair plays down promotion talk after skewering Boris Johnson - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/apr/02/eddie-mair-boris-johnson-bbc

Iain Duncan Smith petition: 100000 urge smug minister to prove he can live on ... - Mirror.co.uk :: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/iain-duncan-smith-petition-100000-1797348

UK's largest business poll shows first quarter jump in firms' export orders - Reuters UK :: http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/04/01/uk-britain-economy-q-idUKBRE9300LZ20130401

Neil Warnock closes book on Leeds as final chapter has unhappy ending - The Times (subscription) :: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/footballleague/article3728553.ece

MTV Buckwild reality show star found dead - CBC.ca :: http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2013/04/01/buckwild-reality-tv-star-shain-gandee-dies.html

Osborne: we will make work pay - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/apr/02/george-osborne-work-welfare-tax

Bowel cancer rates in men soar by a quarter in 35 years - and obesity, smoking ... - Daily Mail :: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2302393/Bowel-cancer-rates-men-soar-quarter-35-years--obesity-smoking-drinking-blame.html?ito%3Dfeeds-newsxml