02-Apr-2013 02:47

Camera chain Jessops re-opens two months after closing - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21970531

WPC Kelly Jones is not fit to wear the same uniform as a proper copper - Daily Mail :: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302069/WPC-Kelly-Jones-fit-wear-uniform-proper-copper.html?ito%3Dfeeds-newsxml

Nurses spend too much time chatting, says Downing St patient tsar Ann Clywd - Telegraph.co.uk :: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9964858/Nurses-spend-too-much-time-chatting-says-Downing-St-patient-tsar-Ann-Clywd.html

Fears for whale spotted in Oban Bay - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21994076

Paolo di Canio is a fascist. Time to boycott Sunderland - Telegraph.co.uk (blog) :: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danhodges/100209856/paolo-di-canio-is-a-fascist-time-to-boycott-sunderland/

Tories ignore signs in rush for the exit - Financial Times :: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/503c3804-96da-11e2-a77c-00144feabdc0.html

Open-plan debate is nowhere near closure - Financial Times :: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/16d411f8-96db-11e2-a77c-00144feabdc0.html

Body find near Arbroath cliffs where marine Ralph Hebden went missing - BBC News :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-21996281

Russians let Cyprus woes wash over them - Financial Times :: http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/fda99d98-98a5-11e2-867f-00144feabdc0.html

And Now 'Far Cry 3' DLC 'Blood Dragon' Has A VHS-style Trailer - MTV.com (blog) :: http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2013/04/01/and-now-far-cry-3-dlc-blood-dragon-has-a-vhs-style-trailer/

Bag snatcher's glass prang entertains global audience - Ninemsn :: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/04/02/07/36/bag-snatcher-s-glass-prang-entertains-global-audience

Gardener, 104, tweets his horticultural tips - The Times (subscription) :: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/property/gardens/article3728651.ece?CMP%3DOTH-gnws-standard-2013_04_01

Russell Simmons: the war on drugs made victims of the black community - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/mar/30/russell-simmons-war-on-drugs-black-victims

Eugene Jarecki and the campaign to end America's war on drugs - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/mar/30/eugene-jarecki-war-on-drugs

President Morsi writes introduction to new book by OIC chief - Ahram Online :: http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContentP/18/68119/Books/President-Morsi-writes-introduction-to-new-book-by.aspx

Mark Lawrenson's predictions - BBC Sport :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21878638

Benefit cuts: Monday will be the day that defines this government - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/28/benefit-cuts-monday-defines-government

Police silent over dissident link to driver's murder - Belfast Newsletter :: http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/headlines/police-silent-over-dissident-link-to-driver-s-murder-1-4955918

Find treasure with Google's new April Fools' prank - Daily News & Analysis :: http://www.dnaindia.com/scitech/1817702/report-find-treasure-with-google-s-new-april-fools-prank

Atithi tum kab aaoge? - Daily News & Analysis :: http://www.dnaindia.com/bangalore/1817418/report-atithi-tum-kab-aaoge

Mother and daughter die on Lake Windermere boat after suffering suspected ... - Daily Mail :: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302471/Mother-daughter-10-die-suspected-carbon-monoxide-poisoning-luxury-boat-Lake-Windermere.html

Iain Duncan Smith petition: 100000 urge smug minister to prove he can live on ... - Mirror.co.uk :: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/iain-duncan-smith-petition-100000-1797348

U.K. to Avoid Recession as 'Sunlit Uplands' Glimpsed, BCC Says - Bloomberg :: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-04-01/u-k-to-avoid-recession-as-sunlit-uplands-glimpsed-bcc-says.html

Osborne: we will make work pay - The Guardian :: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/apr/02/george-osborne-work-welfare-tax

Woman and girl die in Lake Windermere tragedy - Scotsman :: http://www.scotsman.com/news/uk/woman-and-girl-die-in-lake-windermere-tragedy-1-2871483

Hamas Gives Mashaal Another 4 Years as Leader - Voice of America :: http://www.voanews.com/content/hamas-gives-mashaal-another-4-years-as-leader/1632872.html

roundup of April Fool's Day pranks from around the web - Ottawa Citizen :: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/April%2Broundup%2BApril%2BFools%2Bpranks%2Bfrom%2Baround/8179348/story.html

Male bowel cancer rates rise higher than womens - Scotsman :: http://www.scotsman.com/news/health/male-bowel-cancer-rates-rise-higher-than-womens-1-2871491

How Cameron braved mud to save Swampy the sheep after hearing its ... - Daily Mail :: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2302612/How-Cameron-braved-mud-save-Swampy-sheep-hearing-desperate-bleating.html?ito%3Dfeeds-newsxml

Why Facebook's Future Is In Mobile - Forbes :: http://www.forbes.com/sites/ewanspence/2013/04/01/why-facebooks-future-is-in-mobile/

Veteran soldier lay dead for FOUR months in abandoned van at pub car park - Mirror.co.uk :: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/veteran-soldier-lay-dead-four-1797449